If you can take a d*ck, you can take a joke.

Here i am, practically on my third blog now, but for advertisement's sake I'm not gonna say where my previous ones are found coz blogger.com is gonna have my ass and have me sit on the iron chair. (Though you can send me a comment with your name and i'll give you the link. hehe)

What's the deal with blogs anyway? You spend half your life pouring your soul out on a diary with a stupid lock, hiding it from everyone's prying eyes and suddenly, you're here sharing your most private thought with an overweight Namimbian sitting on his fat-arse eating cow dung.

Hahaha.. come to think of it, what do you think their people say about us brown midget asian american wannabes?

Damn, I've got to stop listening to Carlos Mencia...

Who, by the way, owns the title.

Bless his soul.